Joke: After Sex

The following is a chat conversation between EDDI and his girlfriend on Whatsapp:


Girlfriend: Hey

EDDI: Hey

Girlfriend: Hope you are fine.

EDDI: Yeah.You?

Girlfriend: I’m good, dear. Ever since you slept with me, you don’t call any more, text or even give me money.

EDDI: Have you ever seen the President campaign after winning the election?